Chicken Abortions are Delicious!

And now, for a special Spring Edition...Sari SINGS the Darndest Things!

Sung in the kitchen while making eggs Ostara morning.

"I eat chicken abortions in the morning

I eat chicken abortions in the noontime

I eat chicken abortions all day

It's Springtime

It's Greentime

Yeah! Yeah!"

Ass grapes

Sari to her future child: "I have the 'roids because of you."

Tea, the unsung baby killer

"If Celestial Seasonings kills your baby, it deserves to die."

*No babies were harmed in the making of this post